Rob: | Hello and welcome to The English We Speak with me Rob and a very hungry-looking Li. |
Li: | (mouth full of food) Hello. |
Rob: | Erm, Li, you're talking with your mouth full. Can you wait till lunchtime please? |
Li: | No I can'tI'm starving. |
Rob: | Well, be carefulyou're making such a mess in here. |
Li: | Ever since I started jogging before work, I just have to eat a big snack mid-morning or I feel faint by lunchtime. |
Rob: | Well, maybe, but you know you're not supposed to eat food in the studio. It's a really bad ideayou could damage the equipment. Oh nolook! There's salad and mayonnaise all over the recording desk! Li, use your loaf! |
Li: | Use my loaf? Yes, that's a good idea. If I use bread, I can make a sandwich, which will be much tidier. |
Rob: | No, I mean use your brainthink about things before you do them! |
Li: | Eh? |
Rob: | Well, in English, if you are slightly annoyed with someone because they are doing something they haven't thought about properly, you can say 'use your loaf'. |
Li: | Oh I see. Loaf here is slang for head. |
Rob: | That's right. It's a little old-fashioned but it's still something you might hear. My parents or grandparents would use it for when I did something a bit ... stupid. |
Li: | Here are some examples. |
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Old man: | Use your loaf, son. Don't ride your bike on the motorway at night without lights. You'll get yourself killed. |
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- Dad: Why oh why oh why were you playing football in your school trousers?! Use your loaf! You have holes in your knees again!
- Child: Sorry, Daddy.
Li: | So, 'use your loaf' means think about things before you do them otherwise you will make silly mistakes. |
Rob: | That's right. So Li, use your loaf and stop eating food in the studio. |
Li: | Yes, next time I'll use my loaf and eat sandwiches. |
Rob: | No, don't eat food of any kind in the studionot even sandwiches. |
Li: | But sandwiches are nice and tidy. |
Rob: | No they're not. You'll get lots of little crumbs everywhere. |
Li: | How about an apple? |
Rob: | No! Juice might drip! |
Li: | A banana? |
Rob: | No Li ... oh goodness! |